Nothing says the holidays like cozy reads, warm drinks, and trying very hard to hide the spicy chapter you’re carrying around with you. 👀✨
The “He Knows What You’re Reading” tote bag brings playful, bookish holiday mischief to your winter routine—featuring a Santa-hat-topped stack of books and a winking ornament that absolutely knows your TBR has some open-door reads tucked inside. It’s perfect for bookstore hauls, library trips, holiday markets, and keeping those “do not disturb, I’m reading smut” vibes close at hand.
Take it on your next spicy Barnes & Noble run or keep it by the couch filled with your cozy-but-naughty winter lineup. The He Knows What You’re Reading tote is a must-have for readers who embrace both festive cheer and a little bit of steam.
WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
🎄 Durable, lightweight, and perfect for heavy book hauls
📚 Playfully spicy bookish design for romance & smut readers
🔥 Ideal for library runs, bookstore dates, or holiday reading nights
✨ A cheeky gift for romance lovers, writers, and aesthetic bookworms
RESONATES WITH FANS OF
❄️ Cozy winter reading & holiday romance vibes
📖 Spicy books, rom-coms, fantasy romance, and open-door fiction
🧣 Bookstores, reading nooks, and quiet snowy mornings
☕ Peppermint mochas, cocoa mugs, and steamy chapter binges
💫 Booktok, Bookstagram & spicy reader aesthetic merch
If books are your love language—and you’re not afraid of a little heat on a cold winter night—add the He Knows What You’re Reading tote to your festive reading lineup today! 🎄📚🔥✨
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Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
